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Sunday 6 April 2014

A Day of Wandering and Accidental Pub Crawls

“I wandered everywhere, through cities and countries wide. And everywhere I went, the world was on my side.”  
- Roman Payne, Rooftop Soliloquy  
                Our day began very late. We always mean to wake up by 9:00am and get the day started but it rarely plays out that way. It actually turned out to be a good thing we slept in and got a late start to the day, since we aren’t very good at killing time (pub, the solution is always a pub). We ran into some confusion trying to find the correct tube stop and got off a little early. It shouldn’t have been a big deal since we were in the general area but we did end up walking for awhile until we finally found our first destination: Kensington Palace.             
                I’ve been to Kensington Palace (www.hrp.org.uk/kensingtonPalace) once before and it was definitely better then. Fortunately, because of our Historic Royal Palaces membership cards we didn’t have to pay, because I would have been annoyed if that was the case. The biggest exhibit, the Kings Apartments, is currently closed for renovations. The Queen’s Apartments has literally the most morbid exhibit I have ever seen. The entire thing is about King William and Queens Mary and Anne…and Anne’s eighteen dead babies. It started out alright enough. In a room of authentic furniture Sarah got guilted in to sticking around for a lecture by someone that works there. It was on fashion, technically, but actually really interesting. Hannah, the lecturer, was probably the best part of the whole exhibit. Sarah and I were saying afterwards that listening to people talk about something they are passionate in is always interesting, and this was the perfect example: take a topic neither one of us are really interested in, but we gladly listen because they make it fascinating. The exhibit went downhill from there, however. It was, like I said, all about Queen Anne’s eighteen dead babies. She had something like thirteen miscarriages, five stillbirths and one child who died at eleven. There was literally a room with eighteen dead baby memorials. It was super creepy and morbid and we just really did not like it. The only part of Kensington Palace that remained from the last time I visited was the Fashion exhibit. They show dresses the royals wore from the 1950’s to 1980’s. Queen Elizabeth II in the 1950’s was actually pretty stylish, not going to lie. They were both our favorite dresses of the exhibit. They also had dresses worn by Princess Margaret and, of course, Princess Diana. 1980’s dresses are so bad. There was one Diana dress that everybody was oohing and ahhing over that seriously looked like Molly Ringwald’s Pretty in Pink dress. Overall, Kensington Palace took a lot less time than we thought it would and I’m really glad I didn’t have to pay because right now, it’s not worth it. I would be willing to go once the Kings Apartments are reopened. It’s not like it will cost me anything. The membership card is so far the best thing I have purchased.
                We walked down to The Orangery to see if we wanted to eat there but it was expensive, even with our 10% discount, so we grabbed a quick snack at the café at Kensington Palace. The guy at the till was really nice and asked if I wanted a glass with ice for my diet Pepsi. Little things impress me, okay? After our snack/lunch we started to explore Hyde Park. It involved a lot of walking. Hyde Park is massive and you will never cover it in a day, but we had fun. Every time we got to a fork in the road we would pick a direction. We actually ended up seeing a great deal of the park: the Peter Pan statue, the Italian Gardens, the Serpentine – we even saw the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain across the lake. After walking for over an hour we reached Marble Arch, which meant we had essentially walked from High Street Kensington (think the top left hand corner of a map of Hyde Park) to Marble Arch (bottom right corner).
                After sitting for a few minutes to rest our legs we discussed what to do next. If we wanted to walk more we could have gone to Harrods or one of the museums in South Kensington, but our legs were exhausted. We couldn’t take the tube anywhere because Central Line between Marble Arch and Liverpool Street was closed. It was a weekend in London, after all. Do the tubes ever all work on the weekend? In the end we decided to go on a random bus adventure. So we picked a route on a double decker (that would eventually put us at a tube station since we had to meet Sandra at 7:00pm down at Westminster) and got the front row of the top of the bus. We picked a pretty good route, too. It went through Oxford Circus, the British Library and Tottenham Court Road. After about thirty minutes of people watching we arrived at King’s Cross Station. I didn’t tell Sarah where our end destination would be and It was fun when she finally figured out why I had brought her to a random train station.
                We were there to see Platform 9 ¾, of course. We both like Harry Potter. Neither one of us have seen the attraction before. It seemed like a perfect way to kill time. I must admit, I was a little concerned we weren’t going to find it. I didn’t need to be worried, though, because there was a massive line. It was around this time we realized they were charging for pictures. We just took sneaky ones so we aren’t in them. Later we complained about how stupid it is to take something silly like platform 9 ¾ and actually charge people to take their pictures at it. Why can’t it just be a fun little free thing?
                We were still way ahead of schedule so we had a couple drinks at a pub at King’s Cross Station (along with some very good fries – I mean, chips) and eventually took the tube to Westminster…where we were still thirty minutes early. So we went to another pub. I don’t quite know how our afternoon turned into a pub crawl but it did. We met Sandra under Big Ben shortly after seven, and met up with her friend Laura shortly thereafter. From Westminster we walked to Garfunkel’s Restaurant in Covent Garden. There was a closer one in Leicester Square but I wanted Sarah to see Covent Garden on a Saturday night. On our way there we passed Number 10 Downing Street, the Horse Guards Parade (sans horses), and Trafalgar Square. Then we went to eat. I have loved Garfunkel’s Restaurant (www.garfunkels.co.uk) since I first tried it. Their pepperoni pizza is great, because the pepperonis are spicy and the crust is super thin. After our supper we went up to Covent Garden. It is a pretty cool spot. Also, perhaps the highlight of my day, we found a Shake Shack. That’s right, like New York Shake Shack! I am so pumped. We already know we’re going on Monday for lunch. This is how we make plans, because we will now schedule our entire day around eating lunch at Shake Shack. We’re so cool.

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